Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
farters have to be the big spoon...
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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