White coat. Heels.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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I need you to use more vowels.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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