That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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