You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
