69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
vagina is talking i cant
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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