we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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