i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
did i just pee glitter
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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