Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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