I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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