She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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