Princesses don't give blow jobs
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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