3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
