She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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