So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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