just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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