She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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