she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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