if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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