Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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