jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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