question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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