Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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