So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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