i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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