I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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