We're facebook friends in real life
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
His hands were made for my vagina.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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