Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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