Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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