I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I FOUND THE LEGS
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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