So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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