So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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