Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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