I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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