i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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