I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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