Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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