I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
