they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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