Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
