By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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