The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
be right there i have to get my cape
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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