I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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