It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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