3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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