today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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