Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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