Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize