is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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