I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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