My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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