She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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