They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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