So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
