i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Your cock deserves a montage
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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