Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I am available for nakedness
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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