I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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