Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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