she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
